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Aug 9

25 Things You Need to Stop Doing

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#14: Blowing Kisses

How did this become a thing? At best, it comes off as an insincere attempt at both affection and regality—the mutual exclusion of these things being quite apparent in the whole I-want-to-kiss-you-but-more-than-that-I-want-you-to-stay-very-far-away aspect of it. At worst, it just makes you look like a jackass. Don’t be a jackass.

#22 - Expecting people to care it’s your birthday

There are over 6 billion people in the world and every single one of them has a birthday. Being born is just something that happens, whether you like or not. If you’re looking for a shared human experience to celebrate, try death—at least you have some control over that.

Seriously, it’s not a national holiday.  The world doesn’t stop just because you got bored being in utero.

Posted at 3:18 PM 91 notes Tagged: LOLListsannoyingpop culture
Source: College Humor

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