25 Things You Need to Stop Doing
#14: Blowing Kisses
How did this become a thing? At best, it comes off as an insincere attempt at both affection and regality—the mutual exclusion of these things being quite apparent in the whole I-want-to-kiss-you-but-more-than-that-I-want-you-to-stay-very-far-away aspect of it. At worst, it just makes you look like a jackass. Don’t be a jackass.
#22 - Expecting people to care it’s your birthday
There are over 6 billion people in the world and every single one of them has a birthday. Being born is just something that happens, whether you like or not. If you’re looking for a shared human experience to celebrate, try death—at least you have some control over that.
Seriously, it’s not a national holiday. The world doesn’t stop just because you got bored being in utero.